Bubba was severely burned when he perished in a fire. The mortuary requested the two of his closest friends, Darryl and Gary because they were needed to identify the deceased.
The three men had always collaborated on everything.
When the mortician drew back the covering, Darryl, who had arrived first, stated, “Yup, his face is charred, yeah pretty bad. I suggest rolling him over.”
When the funeral director turned him over, Darryl exclaimed, “Nope, ain’t Bubba.”
This seemed unusual to the mortician. To identify the deceased, he then brought Gary inside.
Gary remarked, “Yup, he’s pretty well burned up,” as he took in the body. Lie him down. When the mortician turned him over, Gary exclaimed, “No, it ain’t Bubba.”
“How can you tell?” the mortician questioned.
Gary remarked, “Well, Bubba had two assholes.”
“What? Does he have two asses? enquired the mortician.
“Although I’ve never seen them, everyone knew he had two asses.”
People would yell, “Here comes Bubba with them, two assholes!” as we entered the town.
